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Today is Kaaron's birthday & what better way to mark the occasion than a visit to the fabulous Waterfall bar at the Suva Motor Inn? The bar sits on the far side of a precariously angled water slide. Kids were hurtling off the end of it & somehow managing to land bang smack in the water rather than overshooting the mark to skid across wet concrete. 
The Suva Motor Inn is famous for one thing: its wall of shame. Four panels of sunbleached polaroids pinned to the boards with rusty thumb tacks. Names and descriptions scrawled below in faded biro include: Sinbad - Track record 3 days, 
Badge - 26 Hours awesome, 
Strawb - Paid First Drank Later, 
Bitch no 2 - The name says it all, 
Slopes - Crazy Kiwi, 
Sam - Son of Sam - That’s a worry, 
& the fabulous...

[Cap'n Naked had been awarded a double tour, triple crown plaque. Not only that, but he'd written a long poem entitled The World Beer Tour Wall of Shame which was framed and mounted proudly on a post, dated 6/4/98] There's also Butter Boy - Full Kiwi Cream, G-Man - Always gets the girl, Big Mac - No French Fries, Gator Warren (no relation, Kaaron claims) Triple Crown - Double tour. And many more.
The bar itself features several engraved brass plaques screwed permanently into the wood, such as:  There's a laminated A4 sheet of paper explaining the world beer tour rules: Go around the world and be eligible to join the extremely exclusive "WALL OF SHAME CLUB" Complete one half, north or south, and receive a Suva motor inn golf cap. A full circumnavigation will be rewarded with your own engrave tankard and a permanent place on the infamous wall.
The plaque where I sat read:
In recognition of 4 world beer tours This seat at the bar is Awarded to "FAT MAN" Derrick Rooney I only had one beer so I wasn't a contender.

Well, thats all the blogging I'm going to be doing from Fiji. Returning home tomorrow, unfortunately. |